Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I have heard some horror stories about people losing their kids lately. My heart breaks for them all. This is my grandson. Anyone ever tries to touch him I will kill them. Don’t you worry about that. Think I am kidding? Try me. So to the weak gutted wombats who keep calling and making the […]
Two’s company. Three’s a crowd. I like crowds. Here is my wedding day gift to you. Sydney Race 6 no 2 – She’s Extreme Melbourne Race 5 no 5 – Argentia Race 8 no 1 – Private Eye Have fun. I gotta go write a speech. About how the hell that turned into this. It’s […]
The fool in the picture above is my eldest daughter. In less than 10 hours time he dweeb in the video below is going to be my son-in-law. And I paid for the bloody wedding, and they scheduled it for a Saturday afternoon. Anyone got any sedatives to get me through the day? I think […]
If I was 80 years old and still married to Meg I’d be smiling too Today is Merv Butterworth’s 80th birthday. In a run true to form he was half-cut before the guests arrived for the party. A rollicking night of joy and laughter lies ahead. He richly deserves it too. Happy Melbourne Merv. May […]
Based solely on this picture, who would you rather be? Harry or Will? I reckon it’s a no brainer. Take your pick.
I have no method. Method is imitation. I invent. Federico Tesio I was talking to a mate last night who rents a house and used to drive cabs for a living. A lot of my mates used to drive cabs and rent their lodgings. Many still do in different ways. So what? Jesus rode a donkey […]
That’s JC with fist pump and the pork pie hat. I hope he’ll be doing it again at Caulfield on Saturday. No-one has more fun at the races that the Pineapple crew, the owners of the unbeaten 3YO filly Shesgotheboom, last start winner of the Aquis Jewels. They and their brilliant little girl are back […]
The Pub Choir brings joy to my heart, and a huge smile to my face, Why would you hate gays? It can only be because you hate life. Listen to this and try not to smile. If you you need to see a psychiatrist. Seriously. I can’t stop smiling. Fuck it feels good. Let’s all […]
