Happy Anniversary Baby
Wow, has it really been 30 years? It seems like yesterday. You know I love you. I always will. Happy anniversary baby. May there be many more. xxxx.
Who Needs the Everest When Your Trouble and Strife Buys You a Boat?
We’ve had to decline PVL’s very generous offer of VIP tickets to the Everest this year, and we won’t be jumping the car park fence to get into Caulfield for the Cup like we used to back in the day. I’m just too busy to be making the big trek south, for the barra are […]
Tasymn Potter Makes Her Debut on the Big Stage – Can She Do it With a Winner? – Yes She Can!
After steering home 25 winners from her first 240 drives at the provincials, 22-year-old Kyalla horsewoman Tasmyn Potter makes her debut on the big stage in a couple of hours when hops in the cart for her fist metropolitan drive on Outlaw Man in race 1 at Melton. It’s a fitting start in two ways […]
May the Universe Bless You All Sportsfans – Big Love From Archie the Punting Priest
Just Believe and you can park here in the world’s equal biggest gambler’s private spot too. You will probably trot pretty fast as well. Amen to that.
Don’t Die – Kill Yourself Trying to Be Young Forever Instead
(Bryan Johnson) measures his blood, his breath, his stool, his erections and his sperm. He’s received blood from his then 17-year-old son and recently, bone marrow from a young Swede. His diet consists of blended lentils, steamed vegetables and a signature “nutty pudding” washed down with more than 100 supplements a day. He believes immortality […]
Happy Valentine’s Day
Three decades back, when we were young. Where did the years go? They pass so quick when you’re in love, they truly do. My wife and I celebrated Valentine’s Day with a quick round of horizontal folk dancing, after which she cooked me some eggs and whizzed me up a cracker of a fresh OJ, […]
The Eureka – In the Beginning
So how does the Eureka roll from the start? The Lost Storm leads. Some people declare that he has got no gate speed, but that’s because they are talking through their arse. Although he has never really been called on to use it, there is no doubt at all that with the amazing high speed […]
Whoever Said Three’s a Crowd?
It’s a cracker of a place Port Douglas. What ugly old fat bloke wouldn’t puff his chest out up here? Especially after landing an eagle? Or should that be an albatross?
A Champion From Head to Toe – No, Not You Pas!
Everyone was at the dogs tonight. It was great to see new Racing QLD CEO Jason Scott in amongst it. Even better was seeing the legendary Pammie O’Neill at the track. That’s Pam with my old mate Pas and the 2nd place trophy in the Group 1 QLD Cup. Beaten a bloody nose. Good on […]
Why I Would Give Jamie Kah 12 Months – Not For Chopping Coke – For Pigging It
Well as someone who has snorted a few white lines in my time, I have to say that these ones cut out by Jamie Kah are rubbish. Someone – by experience some already coked up “it’s my gear so I get the largest line” snow hog, who by convention is usually the chopper, in this […]