May the Universe Bless You All Sportsfans – Big Love From Archie the Punting Priest
Just Believe and you can park here in the world’s equal biggest gambler’s private spot too. You will probably trot pretty fast as well. Amen to that.
Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Just Believe and you can park here in the world’s equal biggest gambler’s private spot too. You will probably trot pretty fast as well. Amen to that.
(Bryan Johnson) measures his blood, his breath, his stool, his erections and his sperm. He’s received blood from his then 17-year-old son and recently, bone marrow from a young Swede. His diet consists of blended lentils, steamed vegetables and a signature “nutty pudding” washed down with more than 100 supplements a day. He believes immortality […]
Three decades back, when we were young. Where did the years go? They pass so quick when you’re in love, they truly do. My wife and I celebrated Valentine’s Day with a quick round of horizontal folk dancing, after which she cooked me some eggs and whizzed me up a cracker of a fresh OJ, […]
So how does the Eureka roll from the start? The Lost Storm leads. Some people declare that he has got no gate speed, but that’s because they are talking through their arse. Although he has never really been called on to use it, there is no doubt at all that with the amazing high speed […]
It’s a cracker of a place Port Douglas. What ugly old fat bloke wouldn’t puff his chest out up here? Especially after landing an eagle? Or should that be an albatross?
Everyone was at the dogs tonight. It was great to see new Racing QLD CEO Jason Scott in amongst it. Even better was seeing the legendary Pammie O’Neill at the track. That’s Pam with my old mate Pas and the 2nd place trophy in the Group 1 QLD Cup. Beaten a bloody nose. Good on […]
Well as someone who has snorted a few white lines in my time, I have to say that these ones cut out by Jamie Kah are rubbish. Someone – by experience some already coked up “it’s my gear so I get the largest line” snow hog, who by convention is usually the chopper, in this […]
Some days are diamonds, some days are rocks. Some doors are opened, some roads are blocked. Sundowns are golden, then fade away. And if I never do nothing, I’ll get you back someday – T0m Petty I know a bloke who won $22.7 large on the pokies on Sunday arvo from 50 bucks that he […]
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son! We all hit hurdles. The winner picks themselves up and jumps the new one. Never never never give in. Only losers do. Are you a loser? I don’t think so.
And here I was thinking soon to be 50 grandma’s weren’t shaggable. It’s all a lie. Anyone got a spare box of little blue pills? I ran out in Tassie.