Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I’m a completely clean trainer and can sleep well at night because I’m a honest trainer just trying my best I’m glad your a fan – Ben Hope, promising young trot trainer swimming down the wrong stream You are wrong Ben, we are not a fan. We think you are a young smart arse who […]
In October 2020 the QRIC conducted a surprise stable inspection on the Friday before a race day and discovered that prominent trainer Chris Munce had injected one of his runners the next day with an unidentified substance. Munce claimed that it was a vitamin solution, but with only an empty syringe and his word to […]
Hi Team Your Article on me was a good laugh completely untrue but a good laugh I actually take it as a huge compliment because it must mean she’s going great so really your saying I’m doing a great job because I’m a completely clean trainer and can sleep well at night because I’m a honest […]
Iden Forest is a slow horse, a proverbial toad. Or at least he was until Super Mario kissed him and turned him into a prince. Now he’s like Robin Hood. The Prince of Thieves. In all of his nearly eight years on this earth, Iden Forest had never run three sub-30 second quarters in a […]
Trot trainer Ben Hope hasn’t been to Sydney lately to borrow one of Turbo’s shampoo bottles, so he couldn’t improve his horse Refine by a dozen lengths at Addington last night like Carter Dalgely did. Hope is one of the Witches of Woodend Beach though, so his magic potions could improve it four seconds. It […]
The Cran Dalgety trained pacer Trixton Time boasted the unenviable record of 35 starts for just 2 wins coming into last night’s Addington meeting, and had not won a race in it’s past 8 starts. It’s best winning time was 2.00.0. It is strongly rumoured that prior to the running of Trixton Time’s race, the […]
Will He Rock (Willy) is a 4-year-old New Zealand pacer. Willy’s also a walker. Prior to today he Willy had raced 14 times. He had run duck egg – tenth or worse – including at of his ten past starts. Eighth were the other two. Willy’s average beaten margin over those ten starts was more […]
Once upon a time innocent trainers like Darrel Graham and our man Moods used to get tipped out for long periods of time for throwing positive swabs to cobalt salts. It was a travesty of justice, and it was only through the big man’s outspoken criticism of the stewarding practice and Daz’s determined legal resistance […]
Not content with world domination in capital cities, the Aaron Bain/Summit Bloodstock/Alex Bashwood octopus has decided to stretch its tentacles to Tamworth, and swallow up all the prizemoney in that trot town too. DJ (Darren) Elder is their man in the hitherto drug free home of the Golden Guitar. I hope he has read the ancient […]
One of NZ trainer Rochelle Lockett’s horses threw a positive swab to methamphetamine – speed or ice – at a recent meeting of the Otaki-Maori Jockey Club (which is a damn fine club with a real good track). No-one is suggesting that Ms Lockett gave the horse meth, or that she has anything to do […]
