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Archie Renews Acquaintance With His Old Mate Sal the Gal, the ACTU Secretary – After He’d Just Snorted a Line of Speed and Sucked a Scoob in the Dark in Rex Smeal Park

by : peterprofitracingMarch 12, 2023March 12, 2023

Sally McManus (below), the Boxer Boys (above). From left to right, Australian amateur lightweight champion Jack the Ripper, former NSW Heavyweight champion the Balmain Boxer, and weight trainer extraordinaire, great Australian larrikin, gold merchant, and all round top bloke Digger Dave. The little prick on the left backed 3 out of 5, at odds too. […]

Australia Racing

Good Luck Boys – PVL is Going to Take You to Pieces

by : peterprofitracingFebruary 28, 2023

“Our trainers toil away caring for their horses, providing secure employment for their staff, building and investing in infrastructure for today and for the future, and ultimately, delivering the racing product daily around the country “In essence, these trainers are fulfilling their charter. For Racing Australia sadly, you, the Board, cannot say the same. “It […]

Australia Peter V'Landys Racing

Gee These Victorian Toffs Are Dumb – But Wally is Even Dumber

by : peterprofitracingFebruary 14, 2023

You’ve probably seen all over the news about how the Peter V’Landys led Racing NSW is taking the other racing states bar Tasmania to the Supreme Court seeking orders that they hand over all documents relating to the Racing Victoria led cartel’s secret plans to isolate PVL with the aim of ousting him. Good luck […]

Australia Bookmakers The Punt

The Voice – Yeah Good?

by : peterprofitracingFebruary 7, 2023February 7, 2023

No, not the referendum, although in a way it’s related. This one. Anyone who hung around Brisbane bookmaker’s rings when they had one will recognize it for sure. It used to boom out at loud volume, particularly around the stand of rails bookie Lindsay Gallagher (more on him soon). Certain Melbourne bookies who ended up […]

Australia NZ Cup

Archie Declares That All Kiwis Are Clowns – Two Legged Varieties Only, and With the Exception of Barry and Katrina Purdon

by : peterprofitracingFebruary 5, 2023

Copy That has been stood down from racing for 28 days after he choked down and was subsequently found to have bled in tonight’s A$500,000 Hunter Cup at Melton. But, incredibly the horse recovered quickly and trainer Ray Green is confident he can still have him ready for the $1 million The Race by Grins […]

Australia NZ Racing

Ray Green Can Get Stuffed – Our Jack Would Take His Rotten Orange to Town Any Day of the Week – Archie Declares Trans Tasman Trotting War

by : peterprofitracingFebruary 5, 2023February 5, 2023

Jack Callaghan has copped a hammering from the NZ media for his drive on Spirit of St Louis in the Hunter Cup, in particular from Barry Lichter in an article quoting Ray Green published on the Lincoln Farms website, although you’d expect that given Lincoln’s close relationship to Green and owner Merv Butterworth. Here is […]

Australia Breeding

When the Going Gets Tough, the Real King Stands Up – Bloody William – He’s Killed the Republic

by : peterprofitracingJanuary 16, 2023January 16, 2023

Harry has really stuffed this whole anti-royal thing up. He was going alright at first, but he just didn’t know where to stop. I think it’s because he’s a very damaged man, in the post traumatic stress disorder sense of the word. The poor bastard lost his mum when he was little, and then watched […]

Australia NZ Racing The Trots

Woody, Willy, Won’t He? – Lets Go Straight to the Horse’s Mouth For an Answer

by : peterprofitracingDecember 21, 2022

Dear Gary We are getting mixed messages about a rumoured career move that you may or may not be making across the ditch. Some say you are off to fill Johnny Dumesny’s rather small shoes in NSW. Others say you are off to QLD to fill those of a CEO at Albion Park who is […]

Australia

Sometimes There Are Just No Words to Describe Horror

by : peterprofitracingDecember 13, 2022December 13, 2022

Australia

H and M – A True Love Story

by : peterprofitracingDecember 9, 2022

I very rarely watch anything on TV except races and sport. Last night I made an exception. I watched the first 2 episodes of Harry and Meghan on Netflix. It was absolutely brilliant. All the crap you are reading about this pair of love birds is exactly that. Crap. They are the bomb. Set all […]