Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Warren Mundine is no good. I said this when he was running for election as National President of the Labor Party, and I said it before then, and I will say it again, and until the unlikely day that he repents for his sins against his own people I will keep saying it. Mundine is […]
OF ALL the crimes against Australians outlined in investigative journalist Frank Walker’s exposé Maralinga, the first is the most horrific. “Bring me the bones of Australian babies, the more the better.” This was the directive given by British nuclear scientists, making all Australians their lab rats in a cruel 21-year test of the long-term effects […]
Under the Southern Cross I stand A sprig of wattle in my hand A native of my native land Australia you fucking beauty! What a test match. What a win. Pat Cummins is a genius. Abandon elections. Just make him the PM. We will never have to worry about anything agaim. Australia! You fucking beauty! […]
Old David must have had Pommy dad and a Kiwi mum A new international study has proven what we have always known. Aussies have bigger dicks than Kiwis, Yanks and Poms. The average green and gold appendage is 14.46cm on the viagra. Kiwis are only 13.99cm long even in whitebait season. The Yanks are a […]
Lovely bloke this Ollie Robinson. Shame he was born 50 years too late to enjoy apartheid.
Many Australians, including a number of my friends, are still sticking up for Ben Roberts-Smith, despite the court finding that he murdered unarmed soldiers and civilians in cold blood, outside of the long and legally recognised global rules of war. That doesn’t seem to matter to Roberts-Smith’s supporters, who are clearly ignorant of the terms […]
A month ago I was questioning whether the Aussie champ Lochinvar Art was up to beating the best in America. This morning I am eating humble pie for brekky, and smiling like the Cheshire Cat with each chomp. Artie didn’t just beat the best older horses in America in the Battle of Lake Eyrie at […]
You can take Billie Jean and stick it up your clacker as far as I am concerned, and stick Thriller up the same Khyber too. The greatest music video ever made is the one for Countdown that launched the career of AC-DC into the stratosphere. It’s a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna […]
What you see above is the tattoo on the forearm of Ben Roberts-Smith. Does it look familiar? Yeah, it does. I was racking my brain last night trying to remember where I had seen it before. At 4.00am I woke up with a start. I remembered. Here is where I saw it, in the picture […]
The figures above are the population of Australia in 1861, as measured by the Government census. Don’t forget that the Government in those days was the Crown. England. The Royals and the noblemen they appointed. We didn’t have one. We weren’t even a country, just a collection of colonies. Colonies being colonialized countries. As you […]
