A Simple Question
If wind turbulence caused Gaita’s horse to gallop …. Then why are the leaves in the tree standing stone still?
EXCLUSIVE – It’s the End of an Era – The Brown Rice Man Retires (Again)
It’s official. Ronald James William Johnson – aka RJ, the jockey fitness guru also known as the Brown Rice Man – has officially retired. For the seventeenth time. The news has a come as a great shock to his close friends Wayne Gannon and Gary Nolan, who have spent the night in lockdown attempting to […]
All Hail Gaita – The Quick Thinking Queen of the Scheme
So watch this. Gaita Pullicino – a very smart woman indeed when it comes to a dollar and the trots – is driving the leader. It’s been backed for a stack, but it gallops on the turn. It’s driver is supposed to take it to either the inside or the outside of the track, but […]
When the Going Gets Tough, the Real King Stands Up – Bloody William – He’s Killed the Republic
Harry has really stuffed this whole anti-royal thing up. He was going alright at first, but he just didn’t know where to stop. I think it’s because he’s a very damaged man, in the post traumatic stress disorder sense of the word. The poor bastard lost his mum when he was little, and then watched […]
Ray Green Confirms What I Have Always Told You – Harness Racing in NZ North Island is Fucked
Ray Green says just like Copy That was forced to get fit for the cup in another country last year, the lack of racing here now forced him to adopt the same path to ready the horse for the $1 million slot race, The Race by Grins, at Cambridge on April 14. Ray Green … […]
Lies, Lies and More Damn Lies – And a Magic Millions Meeting Lost to Stupidity
The beach was safer than the track, and in better condition too This is the Stewards vision of the 2nd race on the aborted Magic Millions day, the last one run before they called the whole thing off. Look at this goddamn track. Those clods being thrown up could have taken out a horse or […]
More on the Hes Ideal Saga – For and Against
ARCHIE THERE ARE COUPLE OF THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE HE IDEAL CASE. THERE HAVE BEEN 31 HORSES THAT QUALIFIED THE LAST SIX MONTHS IN TASSIE THAT HAVE NOT GONE THE REQUIRED TIME SET OUT IN THE STUPID POLICY THAT WAS PUT TOGETHER BY STEVEN SHINN BEFORE HE COPPED THE HUSHED UP FLICK. […]
The Maddest Decision Outside of The One to Dump Two Inches Water on the Gold Coast Track in Magic Millions Week – Super Stewarding – SA Style
Determined to avoid the hottest part of the day, Racing SA has pushed back the starting time of Saturday’s meeting at Murray Bridge by three hours. With a top temperature of 42 degrees forecast at 1.30pm and then a cool change taking effect in the evening, the first race has been moved from 12.17pm to […]
Bob’s Your Uncle – As Long as Botox Boys From Byron Named Pretty Peter and Your Purse are Well Out of Reach
It’s not often we agree with Robbie Waterhouse, because in our previous relationship with him we formed the view that he was a tight arse, manipulating K. Hunt who only wanted to know you if there was something in it for him, and if you kissed his arse like the smart arse ‘expert’ Twitter commentator […]
Here’s Looking at You Kid – The Anatomy of a Race Fix
NZ Premiership winning reinsman Blair Orange drove the pole marker Ultimate Bird in the 6th race at Nelson on Friday, but he wasn’t driving it for his connections, he was driving it for the heavily backed John Dunn trained favourite Franco Cornel. Orange drove like fury to get the lead, and once he did he […]