Happy Valentine’s Day Sweeetheart
Our 30th Valentine’s Day together Maggie. Wow. Even got your name tattooed on my chest, and your picture on my office wall. I love you to the moon and back baby. And back and back again. xxxx
We Tried To Give Her The Tip, Didn’t We?
Because I am a damaged soul who stopped pretending to be normal anymore after gave evidence to a Royal Commission about what happened to me at school, most people think I am crazy. Perhaps I am too. But at age 11 I was tested as having an IQ of of 178+,and topped the State in […]
Jack on the AG Hunter Cup
Story by Jerilderie Jack The build up to tonight’s A G Hunter Cup is exactly what it is deserved of. Leap To Fame is a champion, Kingman may well be also, and whilst Swazyee isnt, if you owned him he would be! But I cant help think back to the greatest Hunter Cup I ever […]
Nude Tips – And a Blessing
This the day that the Naker Tips gives us six winner again. It would be sextet number four. It’s not the quite word to describe 4 x 6 winners, but I love the sound of it. Good luck and have a winning day. God bless you all.
An Alternate Perspective
Archie My view re your story about Herbie and the dead drive at Shepparton on Tuesday night, completely without any real insight. Alex Ashwood and James Herbertson are having a bit of a war right now. I don’t know why. Ego, competitiveness, a girl, a dispute over money, just plain dislike, or something else. It […]
Yeah, Nah, I Don’t Think So
Due to the photo finish system failing, correct weight was delayed to allow the stewards and judge to confirm placings. After viewing available replays stewards declared the numbers 1 (FARAWAY DOWNS) first, 2 & 8 dead heat second (BELVEDERE MISS & WHO ASKED ZOU) and fourth 7 (OUTCRY). In declaring a dead heat for second, […]
Some Things Are Timeless
We have all seen this before, but some things are timeless and worth watching again and again. Warnie baiting Jacques Kallis with balls pitched down leg, taunting the South African, and then reeling him in like a fish is one of them. The art of deception at its very finest. Well bowled Shane! Gee we […]
Where to Find Luke Tarrant if You Want to Visit or Write
This is Luke Tarrant’s address if you’re looking to drop him a line. It’s not a place that I’d like to be. Silly, silly man. He’s thrown away the chance to earn millions of dollars. Traded it for a glass piple. Ain’t meth grand?
Luke Nolen Got Off Light
Luke Nolen has nothing to complain about the 24 meeting suspension that he received for this piece of particular piece of madness at Pakenham on Thursday. He got off light. Imagine if his bad-tempered stupidity had caused a fall. He would have been sent out for a long spell then.
Debbie Does Archie
You take a big risk of ending up with egg all over your face when you publicly pot the chances of a good horse in a race. Tell me about it stud. Yesterday in a story I declared that Debbie Lincoln couldn’t win the Group 1 Breeders Stakes at Addington for his rookie trainer Josh […]