Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
“I will initiate damages based on the nominated races ‘Al’ was in.” – – Alligator Al, speaking crap again The Alligator Allan Endresz circus just keeps rolling on. Now the banned from NSW bankrupt owner isn’t taking Alligator Blood to Melbourne at all, like he told us last week. What a difference a few days […]
Ben ‘Chainsaw’ Yole from Tasmania is officially Australia’s greatest harness racing trainer. He is also one of the nation’s most prolific individual horse killers, which is why we call him Chainsaw – that and the fact that he and his mate the greyhound trainer Anthony Bullock chop the trotters they kill into pieces and feed […]
That’s pretty simple isn’t it? Under the New Zealand rules of harness racing a person whose name is entered on the Forfeit List cannot nominate, enter or race a horse, and must not step foot on a racecourse until their forfeit is cleared. A forfeit is a debt, usually owed to the control body, but […]
Andrew ‘The Canary’ Fitzgerald is a licensed New Zealand harness racing trainer/driver who holds himself out as a registered syndicator of race horses, specifically at this moment yearling standardbreds and old, tried, unsuccessful gallopers. The Canary isn’t really a syndicator though, no matter what he may pretend to be. He is a nothing but a […]
Hi Team Your Article on me was a good laugh completely untrue but a good laugh I actually take it as a huge compliment because it must mean she’s going great so really your saying I’m doing a great job because I’m a completely clean trainer and can sleep well at night because I’m a honest […]
Iden Forest is a slow horse, a proverbial toad. Or at least he was until Super Mario kissed him and turned him into a prince. Now he’s like Robin Hood. The Prince of Thieves. In all of his nearly eight years on this earth, Iden Forest had never run three sub-30 second quarters in a […]
Crossing the reins (also known as bridging the reins) – This means putting one rein over the top of the other, to form a small hoop about 10cms (4in) long, which you hold between your hands and which fits over the horse’s neck. It is often used by harness drivers to drive their horse with […]
Jack Laugher is on Ozzie Playboy,. the horse in the white and blue in the middle in the one-one. What the hell is he doing with that leg? If he is trying to kick out the plugs, then he’s a real bad shot. You wouldn’t want your team playing him at full forward. Nah, I […]
