Nude Tips
Santa is watching Dr Georgia Whiting do the form for Caulfield today. The man in red is confident that the naked tipster is going to fill out Xmas stockings today.\ Ho ho ho!
Equilibrium Returns to Melton
After a turbulent year for Victorian harness racing, equilibrium was restored at Melton last night. Well sort of anyway. There were four finals of the Breeders Crown for 2 and 3-year-old pacers, one for each age group and gender. Emma Stewart won them all. Danny Zavitsanos own 2 of them (plus another winner) and Bain/Summit […]
The Naked Bookie Slayer’s Tips
To celebrate tipping us a $10 winner as her special at Ballarat last week the Naked Tipster Dr Georgia Whiting PhD donned some traditional Euroa attire and ventured out into Dowling Forest to cast her eyes on the bodies of bookies she had slayed lying strewn all over the ground. The Doctor is very confident […]
Thesting – Looks Can Be Deceiving
I think I might have seen a good horse at Melton on Thursday, and it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. Thesting it’s called, all one word. A two-year old bay colt. By Sweet Lou out of a Holmes Hanover mare. Trained by John Yeomans, a canny 83-year-old who doesn’t ever have huge numbers, but […]
Nude Tips
Flush from her huge success last weekend, and in honor of her winning special She’s A Huslter, Dr G. Whiting has demanded that I use the lips – which she swears are exactly like hers – on the cover of Hustler magazine as our banner picture this week. So blame the good doctor about the […]
That Bastard Bill
Reports are coming in from The Jericho meeting at Warrnambool today, and they are scathing. The distance of the race was altered from 4600m – which is 200m less than the distance should be run over if it was it was true to the original anyway – to 4415m and moved on to the course […]
The Naked Tipster Goes Bananas
Dr Whiting spent a chunk of her winnings from the 5 grand quaddie she tipped us all last week on her favorite pastime. Her collection of vintage soft porn. She is confident of buying another truckload with what she wins this weekend. My guess is that she will be screaming the house down when she […]
Group 1 Gavin Eades To Meet His Fate on Wednesday
Gavin “Group 1 Gav” Eades – featured in the video above after winning the 1994 Doncaster Handicap, before he descended into drug and alcohol fueled madness – will appear before the Racing Victoria Stewards on Wednesday to face charges over his digraceful behavior at a recent race meeting at Caulfield. Eades – who has lost […]
Jockey Gets Just a 9 Meeting Suspension for Fists and Boots and All Assault on a Restrained Mare in Front of Thousands of Racegoers Out Having a Picnic With Their Kids
‘Sugar’ Ray Douglas is an amateur jockey, a rider at Picnic meetings where horse loving people come out to pay homage to the great sport of thoroughbred racing and bask in the sun with a drink in their hand as they watch the gee-gees gallop by. They don’t go to races to witness horses being […]
Nude Tips
The Nude Tipster Dr. Georgia Whiting sent us a selection of images that she would like to see us choose from to accompany this week’s nude tips, but we were unable to accede to the nude tipsters demands because (a) This is a family friendly website; and (b) Our lifelong mate the Eagle’s dad always […]