Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Melbourne Merv tried a late rally with an each way tip on a galloper called The Prophet in Te Reo Maori. You know I think he should leave profits to me. None for 33. One day it’s gotta rain. I hope. The poor bugger is down to Marmite and toast, and I hear the bread […]
When’s Copy That coming back to the track? I have a punt drought stricken mate who needs him. https://www-harness-org-au.akamaized.net/wa/BYC27072205.mp4
Every Betfair bookies favourite tipster Melbourne Merv is back for another crack at breaking his long 31 strart drought today. Merv is clearly sick of backing other people’s losers, so today in race 5 at Bunbury he has selected his own pacer Onesmartfella, and declared it a certainty. If you take a look at it’s […]
It was a tough week at Albion Park last week, which is why we stayed out. Tonight is money for jam. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. Here are the tips. Race 1 Quinella 1-2 Race 2 Win – no 10 Race 3 Win – no 2 Race 4 Each Way – no 12 […]
We are 4-1 up in the tipping stakes against the Victorian ‘form expert’ Jason Bonnington, and showing a 69% profit on our tips, as opposed to his negative who knows how much. Having smashed him to pieces on the punt we thought we would be kind and give him two weeks off to recover. But […]
Dave ‘The Sultan’ Strehlau (above left) is one of the Two Units, with has mate Nick ‘Footy’ Foot (above right) being the other. These Two Units are a couple of these new age metrosexual types who are covered in tatts, wear t-shirts and shorts everywhere they go, even in winter, start off punting over a […]
It was a great night of harness racing at Albion Park on Saturday night, an absolute cracker. What a shame that the idiots who run the club had to go and spoil it. No-one other than us cares about the trots anymore. We’re just a cult these days, which is why we have to protect […]
Scott Steele is – or soon to be was – the CEO of Albion Park. SEN is a cracker of a radio station, and a great promoter of sport. I’m sure that Steele didn’t tell them that he was alleged rapist on bail. But still, you have to do your due diligence don’t you? They […]
Well my mate Marvellous Mervyn is a very well known and highly successful harness and race horse owner who presently has a champion of one code and a prospective champion in another in his stable, and his spring carnival this year is looking good, most promising indeed. This bloke is a lovely chap and an […]
Well sportsfans, we came up empty handed in the v Bonno challenge this week. We couldn’t find a winner on that dumb-arse Shepparton track to save our lives. Bonno couldn’t either, but as we spotted him $200 start he wins. Congratulations Sir, but don’t spend all your winnings at once, because there aren’t any, and […]
