Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Reports are coming in from The Jericho meeting at Warrnambool today, and they are scathing. The distance of the race was altered from 4600m – which is 200m less than the distance should be run over if it was it was true to the original anyway – to 4415m and moved on to the course […]
They say there are a million ways to do your dough on the punt. Well now there are a million and one. Watch it closely. The horse that switched to the inside of the leader when it veers off flicks the jockey out of the saddle with its nose!
Stewards at Thangool yesterday found a syringe containing a substance in trainer Jason Hancock’s vehicle that he had used to transport his horse Zufasta to the track. Hancock told the stipes it was a crushed up acepromazine tablet. ACE is a sedative. You cannot give them on race day, and you can’t be in possession […]
Regional Cast advises that we are unable to provide live streaming for any of today’s race meetings. The live-streaming server we utilise, located in Townsville, is currently impacted by severe weather events and extreme heat conditions. We sincerely apologise for the inability to deliver the live stream under these circumstances. All races will, however, be […]
We have been telling you for a long time that online racing publication The Straight is a front for sectional interests, predominantly the breeders who fund the publication and their friends, who in the time honored warped tradition of anyone who is Peter V’Landys enemy is my friend, includes every wanker under the sun, and […]
Dr Whiting spent a chunk of her winnings from the 5 grand quaddie she tipped us all last week on her favorite pastime. Her collection of vintage soft porn. She is confident of buying another truckload with what she wins this weekend. My guess is that she will be screaming the house down when she […]
See this video someone sent me? They say it’s trainer Darleen Duryea, in the fall back in 2021 that almost killed her. I don’t if you noticed it at full speed cos I didn’t first time around, but as her horse goes down there a huge clod dirt come up, next to left side of […]
“I can’t touch horses or saddle horses but I can manage some things for the stable, help with programming campaigns for horses and manage communication with owners” “There are some things I did wrong in the past and if I could go back in time and change some stuff I would. “I’ve always wanted to […]
If you thought the South Australians were stupid for allowing a woman on the drink to lie on the ground next to the barriers at the start of the race at Clare, then how about this at Evangaline Downs in America last night? They let the race start while a bloody ambulance on the track! […]
The mail is that the substance that Clinton Austin’s horse threw positive to at Birdsville was the by-product of application of a sold over the counter topical antiseptic spray rather than a deliberately administered performance enhancer. Topical antiseptic spray is basically something like Betadine, the red stuff you put on cuts or sores, or Difflam […]
