If Something is Worth Doing, It’s Worth Doing Well
Out celebrating North Queensland’s mauling of the Sharks in Macrossan Street tonight I don’t need to tell you why the Cowboys came good do I? It’s not Todd Payten. It’s me. Archie moves to Port Douglas in the pre-season, dives into the Coral Sea, and has a word to the water and the wind. “Fuck […]
Clint Newton is Kidding Himself
Clint Newton has proven to be a wonderful leader of the Rugby League Players Union, and has achieved remarkable things for his members. But he is riding the wrong horse with his claims that drug testing Kalyn Ponga and Kurt Mann is a witch hunt. “What we have here is a witch hunt to validate […]
A Knife Plunged Into Your Back Sir? – God No, I Will Have the Rainbows and Kylie Thanks
Josh Aloiai was of the seven Manly players who refused to wear a jersey with rainbows on it because he thinks his God tells him that homosexuality is bad. I wonder if his God thinks that stabbing church leaders in the back with steak knives is good? He must, for Aloiai was in court supporting […]
A Letter to Ricky Stuart
Dear Dickhead There are only two weak gutted dogs here. You, and your Raiders team. This was supposed to be your year. Every year has supposed to have been. You can’t coach. Look at your record since 2005 you bum. 9th 14th 11th Lost in the qualifying final 15th 16th 15th 10th Beaten in the […]
Don’t Blame the NSW Government For the Leichardt Stadium Collapse – Blame Those That Are Really Responsible – The NRL
Do you reckon Leichardt Oval needs an upgrade 😳 pic.twitter.com/N2COjqjqTD — Ryan Fitzgerald (@FitzySA) August 6, 2022 What happened at Leichardt Oval during a schoolboys Rugby Union match was terrible. Teenage kids could have been maimed, paralysed or killed. It is a miracle that no-one was. This near tragedy is going to be used by […]
You’re Kidding V’Landys – This is the NRL’s Fault, Not the Government’s – And It’s Not the West Tiger’s Either
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The Greatest Surrender Since Lee Said No Mas to Ulysses
Well gee that was quick wasn’t it? The Fight of the Century is over, before it even began. Peter V’Landys has put up the white flag. Mickey Blue Eyes and Dom the Destroyer have won. By a walkover. At least Robert E. Lee had a crack before he went to water against Ulysses S. Grant. […]
The Man Who Believes He is God – And a Tip From a Punter Hangs Out in the Public Stand and Around the Stables, and Studies the Form
Not too many men go from a cell in Long Bay to the right hand of God. The one you can see, not the one you can’t. In NSW his name is Perrottet, Dom Perrottet. Not shaken. not stirred. The other bloke’s Mickey Blue Eyes. He eats Greek muesli for breakfast. I’m not slagging Peter […]
The Fight of the Sydney Century – Perrottet v PVL – One Man Who Believes Deeply in God v Another Man Who Deeply Believes That He is God – This Ain’t Gunna End Well For Peter V’Landys
Good judges rate the 1985 Hagler v Hearns bout as the second greatest fight in boxing history, behind only the almost supernatural Ali v Frazier III, the Thrilla in Manila, and I agree with them. These two amazing middleweight’s went at each other toe to toe from moment that the bell rang, dazzling us with […]