Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
When trot drivers in Australia go out after the races on the night before the next meeting they get on the double coke and coke, the powder and the liquid, and the reason that they do so is because they can have a whale of a night and still drive clean the next morning because […]
A death on the track was narrowly avoided in the Group 1 Wellington Cup yesterday. No it wasn’t a fall. It wasn’t even a horse. It was a pukeko. The luckiest pukeko ever. If I was that little blue fella I’d be off to the newsagent to buy myself a lotto ticket.
Remember the story we told you a couple of weeks ago about a horse called High Flying Harry, and how we believed the Racing Integrity Board Adjudicator Olivia Jarvis – the partner of a lawyer who is friendly with the horse’s trainer John Dunn – had erred badly by not finding that the driver Korbyn […]
NEED YOU NOW – raced wide early and middle stages. Held up final turn and lost momentum when having to be strongly restrained by driver J Dunn just prior to reaching the passing lane and contacted a marker as a result. Stewards were satisfied that no unfair advantage had been gained that had affected the […]
If you dived deep into the tomato sauce on South Coast Arden in last night’s Cambridge Classic you would have been having a heart attack over the last 100 metres. When Harness Jewels and NZ Free For All winner who is generally regarded as the 3rd best pacer in the country behind Copy That and […]
The Premier Mares Championship run at Addington is a Group 2 race featuring most of the best mares in the country, including twice Filly and Mare of the Year Belle of Montana, the almost certain winner of last year’s postponed 3-year-old filly of the year Bettor Twist, the 2021 4YO Diamond Jewels winner Need You […]
ISSUING DOCTOR – Dr Dunwaz Pizd MEDICAL CLINIC – Yaldhurst Tavern Hangover Centre PATIENT – Driver John Dunn DIAGNOSIS – The patient was at the pub until 5.00am after a wedding sculling pints and spirits as if there was no tomorrow. He was that drunk that there was none, and given that he had imbibed […]
New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries Former NZ Prime Minister Robert Muldoon and my mate Bottles This is the colt that I wrote earlier this evening about in the story A Mixed Bakers Dozen – The Top-Priced 13 Lots at the Gold Coast APG Sale Dissected The one that […]
Belmont Major was a former New Zealand pacer sold at the Red Mile Mixed Winter Sale too. He was a very smart pacer at home, but nowhere near the league of Ashley Locaz. When he left New Zealand’s shores on the 3rd of June last year to go and race in the USA Belmont Major […]
Does anyone remember the former Purdon and Rasmussen trained pacer Ashley Locaz? In 2017 as a two-year-old Ashley Locaz beat Spankem, The Devil’s Own and All U Need Is Faith in the $150 000 Group 1 Harness Jewels. Two years later he ran 2nd behind Poster Boy in the Group 1 Chariots Of Fire, beating […]
