The Great Crock of Straddie
That’s a croc is it? No. It’s a crock. This is a croc. Look alike don’t they? Not. If you believe the stories you are hearing, then you are as silly as those who are telling them.
There is No Bloody Crocodile on Straddie
It’s not April Fools Day is it? Then why are they conducting this big search and destroy mission looking for a crocodile on Stradbroke Island? That thing in the video is not a croc. We see them every day up here near the top of Australia. They don’t look like that, and they don’t float […]
Nathan ‘Cracker’ Jack – The Tail That Wags the Dog – The Puppy’s Name’s Pete
He beat an Inter Dominion winner today, so he’s got to be one of the main chances. Nathan Jack on Cranbourne’s hopes in the Bendigo and Hunter Cups See the nice boys, dancing in pairsGolden earring, golden tanBlow wave in their hairSure, they’re all straight, straight as a lineAll the gays are machoCan’t you see […]
Liar, Liars, Pants on Fire, And Wage Thieves to Boot – What Would You Expect From a Spiv Called Godfrey and His Little Boy Anyway?
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Nathan’s Mate Pete Threatens to Go Visit My Wife
Yeah he did, just half an hour ago on the phone. It would be a very fucking bad mistake. What sort of cat threatens women? Ones who are mates with Nathan Jack I guess. “You don’t know who I am, you don’t know who I am, you don’t know who I am” says Cracker’s mate […]
Nathan Jack is a Gutless Dog
Pete, mate of Nathan Jack and tough guy when he’s three on one. Aren’t we all? So I am at the pub with the boys tonight, and Maggie’s down at the yacht club dancing with her girlfriends. I leave the lads around eleven and ride the motorbike down to have a quick boogie and a […]
Lock This Urban Terrorist Up and Throw Away the Key
Look at this prick who jumped the fence during the 7th at Gosford yesterday and tried to race the horses. It’s a shame one of the runners didn’t do a Crystal Lily in 2010 Golden Slipper and veer to the outside fence and bulldoze the fool. Dickheads like these are a danger to themselves, and […]
Hello, My Name is Archie and I am the Greatest Fuckwit to Walk the Universe Apparently – But How Do You Do It? Walk the Universe I Mean – Wouldn’t You Just Float Away?
You are the greatest fuckwit to walk this universe. Incorrect. You can’t walk the universe son. It’s a long way, and the road never stops. You try to hide your fucked up world but when all is said and done. Well sorry to break the bad news, but my fucked up world is the same […]
Normal People Pick Up the Phone and Call, or Send a Card
Isn’t life as a judge good? You get a morning – maybe even a day – off work to dress up like a girl and head off to a the world’s wankiest office party so you can participate in the Traditional Exchange of Christmas Greetings. Isn’t the law a discriminatory bastard of a thing too. […]
Can Anyone Spot This Loser an Abacus? – The Gutless No-Name Coward Clearly Can’t Count
These are rather odd remarks aren’t they? I could have sworn we tipped 9 horses today at the gallops. 3 of them won. Some Gallops Winners For Saturday Their prices at the time we tipped them were: $2.45 – Hypothetical $6.00 – Quick Tempo $3.40 – Nugget That’s a total return of 11.85 units for […]