Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
The most inane race series in Christendom concluded at Redcliffe last night. I speak of course of the Trot Rods. Two men and their dog made up the madding crowd. The drone shots made us dizzy, helmet cam gave us a view up horses asses, and the screen was cluttered with so much crap that […]
A couple of weeks ago we told you the story of how Kevin Seymour had paid $50 000 (a premium of $20 000 on top of the original purchase price) to buy a slot in the $500 000 Protostar for his grandson Ben’s first ever pacer Fire and Passion. Now the wily Seymour didn’t get […]
With South-East Queensland being battered by Cyclone Alfred this morning, and the worst still to come, there are going to be thousands, maybe tens of thousands, of ordinary Australians who are be directly affected by damage and loss wrought by mother nature. At the same time tonight we have a Queensland superstar Leap To Fame, […]
Hi mate I am so glad you put up the story that Swayzee should be in the retention barn 6 days before Cup run for this stupid 1 million bonus. Whoever at HRNSW that thought up the idea of the bonus payments should be sacked. But there should now be a real pressure campaign aimed […]
Editor’s Note – Larry is Leap to Fame. Moses is Grant Dixon, because if his wife Trista’s driving one that’s got him in a pocket he can part the Red Sea. Clip Clop Kev is Mr Kevin Seymour AM, benevolent savior of Globe Derby at 15% compounding interest. Clip Clop owns Larry, who is trained […]
These are the trees that cost Mr Seymour’s team $43 000 for cutting down with the wrong permit. I wouldn’t pay 2 cents for them myself. They’re ugly bloody things. But so is what comes next. Now you see them. Now you don’t.
Tamworth rolls out the decorations to welcome Larry to town One day a couple of weeks ago I was struggling for stories so I gave a trot loving journo mate of mine a ring to bounce around a few ideas, and he came up with the thought of writing a satirical article about Kevin Seymour […]
Kevin Seymour’s pacer Leap To Fame had been laid low by a virus, dashing `Grand Slam’ plans Richlister Kevin Seymour still reckons his boom pacer Leap To Fame will etch his name in the record books despite missing a crucial race with a virus. CITY BEAT Chris Herde Racing is a funny game. Just ask […]
https://www-harness-org-au.akamaized.net/qld/APC24082409.mp4 The Seymour’s have become the masters at selecting smart horses from yearling sales and giving them names that fit. Last night at Albion Park they produced another one in Path To Greatness, pacer who may well be on that particular trail as we speak. By Captain Treacherous out of the SA Oaks winner Passions […]
Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country – John F Kennedy, Inaugural Address Kevin Seymour is the first to admit that it’s been a tumultuous last six months. From being at death’s door after a heart attack to the euphoria around his boom pacer […]
