Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Jeffrey and Ghislaine came to Aussie town, and dined on a transport titan’s boat. They liked boats that pair. And transport, particularly of the private kind. What do you reckon James Packer was doing hanging out with the pedo KIng and Queen of the world? What did they had in common with Lindsay Fox, so […]
You’re in the trench at Gallipoli. The sun has gone down and the Turks have retreated to their bunker for the night. You know they are coming again in the morning. The Major in charge your Anzac Troops suddenly stands up and says “My mind is night right for this battle boys. I am bailing […]
https://www.couriermail.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-qld/brisbane-political-activist-drew-pavlou-detained-in-uk-over-bomb-threats/news-story/bc8904553b17e5f49dfaef5287b97993 My daughter went out with Drew Pavlou for a while in her first year of university, or shagged him at least. Seeds don’t fall real far from trees. I thought Drew was a dickhead, although a well meaning one. How do you get from sitting outside an embassy waving a flag to threatening to […]
NO MORE BOOMERANG No more boomerang No more spear; Now alll civilized- Colour bar and beer. No more corroboree, Gay dance and din. Now we got movies, And pay to go in. No more sharing What the hunter brings. Now we work for money, Then pay it back for things. Now we track bosses To […]
Well bugger me dead if I’m alive. They’ve done it! Against all odds – bookies Wayne ‘Itin’ Gannon and ‘Crying’ Brian Jorgenson were betting $101 – our indigenous elder friends and prominent racing identities Uncle Miltie Doyle and Uncle Horrie Flynn have felled the Captain! The cynics said that it would never happen, but it […]
A red headed reader from Tewantin with a huge passion for human rights spotted this above on the net and sent it in. Uncle Milty might well be on his traditional summer home of Straddie working furiously to find funding to house the great whale, but he obviously hasn’t forgotten the struggles in the north. […]
Uncle Milty is right. The Captain Cook statue outside the Cock and Bull pub in Cairns should be torn down and burned to a cinder, because the Captain was liar, a rogue and a thief. Cook said NSW and QLD were on the west coast of the continent. He must have been off his head […]
What Sam Kerr did yesterday to seal the Premier League championship for Chelsea is simply outrageous. On a scale of difficulty of 1-10 each goal she scored was the perfect ten, and she did it twice. Forget all about gender barriers. Our Sam is the greatest pound for pound striker in the world. Christiano Ronaldo […]
I spoke to you in whispers As shells made the ground beneath us quake We both trembled in that crater A toxic muddy bloody lake I spoke to you and pulled your ears To try and quell your fearful eye As bullets whizzed through the raindrops And we watched the men around us die I […]
John Sheehan, known as Jack, was my great grandad. Jack died on the Western Front on Anzac Day 1918. His battalion saved England, and won the war. My great grandad was a hero. Tub thumping Tommy doesn’t think so. That’s because he’s not. With Anzac Day over, and the 100th anniversary of the Gallipoli campaign […]
