Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Jones is going so good that he has to bin dive out the back of HRNZ to get some clobber to keep him warm Well we’ve copped a legal letter from that Kiwi super trainer Mark Jones in relation to a few stories we’ve written lately about his extraordinary success with horses from other stables […]
I saw the photo of this house in the paper yesterday and thought hang on, I know that joint. It’s where I spent many of my school holidays when I was young. My grandma lived there after she punted away her antique store at Bondi. It was my Aunt Gail – Dad’s sister, real name […]
And here I was thinking soon to be 50 grandma’s weren’t shaggable. It’s all a lie. Anyone got a spare box of little blue pills? I ran out in Tassie.
I am presently representing a mate of mine in a racing appeal at QCAT. It’s something I do from time to time to help people I’m friends with who have been victims of what I perceive to be injustice put things right. Whilst I recently lost a battle, I have never lost a war. What […]
Can you too smell a new career on the horizon for me? I don’t believe that North QLD currently has a Racing Chaplain. They might soon. The Reverend Archie Butterfly, Minister of the Cloth. Saddle cloths anyway. Bless you all my children. Do what is right. That’s all my church asks of you. What’s right? […]
This website is the successor to two that I authored before, they being archiebutterfly.com (in 2 different iterations) and itsnotnormalisit.com. The first was in its first existence a crime and politics site. Itsnotnormalisit.com was a mix of live coverage of Royal Commissions, written blow by blow each day as I watched them unfold, thrown in […]
Someone who doesn’t know me described me as a Zealot the other day. While it was a rather odd thing to call me in the circumstances, it is a badge that I am happy to wear with pride. As a young boy I went to St Paul’s School, and until some sexual deviant truncated my […]
Apologies to readers for the absence of any stories yesterday and today. The author has been otherwise occupied assisting two different licensees that he been asked agreed to represent preparing documentation for appeal matters being heard this week, one in Melbourne and one in Brisbane. Whilst we appreciate the disappointment this may cause, the simple […]
You are the greatest fuckwit to walk this universe. Incorrect. You can’t walk the universe son. It’s a long way, and the road never stops. You try to hide your fucked up world but when all is said and done. Well sorry to break the bad news, but my fucked up world is the same […]
Your last pair of unbroken or smashed classes. An extra long pee. A weak stomach. The pee comes to an end. You give Mr Strong the final shake. And the glasses slip straight off you head and into the bowl. ” F**k, f*ck, f**k f*ck f**k f*ck!” you scream, loud enough enough that it can […]
