Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Sydney racing is booming on the prize money side, and in almost every single way, bar one. It’s turned it into the hottest thing since molten lave, and I don’t know why. Sorry, yes I do. Greed, sheer greed. Greedy jockeys, fuelled by the desire for the drug money that is awash in the Sydney […]
AT last a major Stewards’ Panel with the courage to take a stand on excessive use of the whip but how many other states will follow the lead of Racing Victoria? Internationally-experienced jockey Blake Shinn got what he deserved losing a race on protest when stewards ruled that but for his over-use of the whip […]
Here is the cherry. Happy days. Don’t you love a big winning weekend?
Ben Yole trained 49 of the 60 runners in races 1, 3, 4, 6, 7 and 8 at Burnie on Friday night. He had only 2 of the 8 in Race Two, and in Race Five he had just 3 of the 9. They were the only two that Chainsaw lost all night. In fact […]
Race 1 at Burnie, Friday night. $5950 in stakes. 10 horse race. Ben Yole trains them all, every single one. Watch the horse in the purple and white in the 1-1 in the replay of the last lap (below). Tell me it was trying. Go on, I dare you. This is match fixing, right in […]
Taking the piss out of himself and life. Go you goo thing Nick the Cobbler! You’ve proven to the world that hope reigns supreme. And that every single one of us is a chance. What a legend. Keep on kicking it Bro! Just keep boogieing too. But keep your clothes on next time. Once is […]
So here we are. Nine tips, which are eight really because we said back both of Grimson’s in the Cranbourne Cup. Results. Mach Shard Wins – $2.45 Punt Away Wins – $2.70 Chinese Whisper Wins – $1.75 Hopeful Beauty 2nd – $1.90 Firefox/Major Meister Wins – $4.40 Mr Perfect Unplaced – Nathan Jack is a […]
Nick the Boot kicked arse this weekend too. He’s coming to Bora Bora. It’s all in groove. Sorry Bon-Bon. You don’t got it. I will shout you if you wanna come though. We all trip and fall. The trick is getting up. Just ask the Cobbler. Racing ruins lives does it Activists? Go and kiss […]
Boom boom boom! Let’s go back to my room. Nah we can’t. Maggie’s asleep. She got pissed on cocktails, and has to work in the morning. Loose lips sink ships. And a woman has to pay for her own bo-bo. Boom!
Then get on Croatia to win the World Cup bronze. They are $1.72. It’s money for jam. I won’t tell you how much I have had on. It’s scary. So were my crazy bets tonight, and I haven’t even shown you the amounts or the multis. At 3pm this arvo Christmas was cactus. Now it’s […]
