Tip of the Week
Bulldogs in the NRL into Freo, Geelong and the Lions in the aerial ping pong. @$3.20. Just get on!
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned
Monica Wright, the now former wife of Australian women’s cricket captain Ashleigh Gardner, is all over the media at the moment with her calls for ex to be stripped of her leadership role in the team. It’s the classic case of hell having no fury like a woman scorned, but do her claims have any […]
Seeds Don’t Fall Far From Trees
A hat trick this morning! Player of the Week. Seeds don’t fall far from trees. His Poppy taught him well. Go little man. Eat your heart out Liam Messi.
Is It Any Wonder the Bullfighters are So Good?
Spain are the champions at every level of world soccer. Is it any wonder? This is a video of the leading Spanish side Barcelona’s youth team aged twelve and under, playing against the best kids recruited from around the globe. Look how good numbers 7 and 8 are. How is any side in the world […]
I Wish I Was Nathan Cleary
Wouldn’t it be great to have a partner who was as hot as summer in the equator, one of the world’s best soccer players, loved you madly and earned $2 million a year? Nathan Cleary is the luckiest man on earth. Gee I wish I was him. Maggie does too. The cow. Mary Fowler signs […]
The Argies Were Hanging From Trees
The Argentina fans descended on the Port Douglas foreshore en masse this morning after cheering their side home to victory over England in the World Cup semi final. There was music and singing and dancing and, to the delight of old early morning walkers like me, even beautiful young women getting their tops off. Some […]
The Bullfighters Are Brilliant – But They Can’t Beat the Frogs
I’ve just watched the Spain v Belgium quarter final at the World Cup . Ole ole won, Asterix lost. But we all learned something. The bullfighters are brilliant. But they can’t beat the frogs. They don’t have the temperament. If only they were Swiss in the brain, and bullfighter in the heart and body they […]
Who Are They Kidding? – Just Get On
Paraguay. Stuck in the middle of nowhere surrounded by countries who can actually play soccer like Brazil and Argentina, and the gangster state Bolivia too. What hope did they ever have? About the same as they have about beating the Socceroos. Nil and Buckley’s. $4.20 Australia to win? Who are they kidding? Just get on.
A Special Bed Bet From the Doc
The Naked Tipster has chimed in with a supplementary bed bet for the morning. Australia’s horse racing mad favorite tipster has three other main passions in life and punting and Monty, her beautiful looking yearling by Extreme Warrior. Sex, sport and the great nation of Australia. But she is no fan of septic tanks. […]
A Pineapple and a Pumpkin
Mary Fowler is absolutely beautiful. And talented, and sweet, and rich, and loving, and loyal, and kind, and everything else good in a person too. She is a prize off the top shelf. Nathan Cleary won her. God only knows how. Talk about punching above your weight. I wish I was him. If only Mary […]