Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
“I’ve told Jai he’s not riding a bloody motorbike,” Bennett said on the eve of the grand final. “If he gets knocked off the bike, I could lose a player in grand-final week. “I turned on the radio the other day … there’s 200 people who have been killed this year on Queensland roads and […]
Liz Cambage may be the sexiest 7-footer on earth, but gee she gives me the shits. On the day the team that she walked out on were playing a big qualifying game against Belgium, this arrogant, ego-mad petulant prat posts a message of support for Nigeria, the team whose player she punched out, although you […]
Dress the part and you have a huge head start my old Granny used to say. You got to get dressed for success the band Roxette said. If you look a high school Phys Ed teacher you will perform like one too is my reckoning. On any of the three counts, the uniforms that some […]
That’s good Liz. I don’t care for racists like yours either. When I was a little kid I used to dream about wearing the green and gold. In the back yard I played cricket in the imaginary baggy green, and footy in the green with gold vee, and when I ran I was always wearing […]
Fancy getting the sack for punching a Nigerian. How many times do their telemarketers bash us with their ripoff scams? “Hello. It’s some Aussie name that I can’t pronounce here. I am calling from the ATO”. Yeah right. I want to punch them too. What’s Liz Cambage supposed to do? Let them put shit on […]
The touts are spruiking tonight’s Paul Gallen v Lucas Browne fight as a ripper, an absolute Battle of the Titans in which a young 39-year-old former footy player turned boxer on the rise takes on a still brilliant 42-year-old former Heavyweight Champion of the World. It’s a nice story. Most fairy tales are. Here is […]
