Category: sport

Is Brian To’o the best sort of bloke you’ve seen in your life or what? Wouldn’t you love your kid to marry him? He’s as handsome as hell but but not vain. Big and strong. Respectful. Funny. As tough as hell. Happy. Smart. Musical. Totally unaffected by pressure or adulation. Clean living. A family man. A man who says he would take his baby sister’s […]

“I’ve told Jai he’s not riding a bloody motorbike,” Bennett said on the eve of the grand final. “If he gets knocked off the bike, I could lose a player in grand-final week. “I turned on the radio the other day … there’s 200 people who have been killed this year on Queensland roads and […]

Liz Cambage may be the sexiest 7-footer on earth, but gee she gives me the shits. On the day the team that she walked out on were playing a big qualifying game against Belgium, this arrogant, ego-mad petulant prat posts a message of support for Nigeria, the team whose player she punched out, although you […]

Dress the part and you have a huge head start my old Granny used to say. You got to get dressed for success the band Roxette said. If you look a high school Phys Ed teacher you will perform like one too is my reckoning. On any of the three counts, the uniforms that some […]

That’s good Liz. I don’t care for racists like yours either. When I was a little kid I used to dream about wearing the green and gold. In the back yard I played cricket in the imaginary baggy green, and footy in the green with gold vee, and when I ran I was always wearing […]

Fancy getting the sack for punching a Nigerian. How many times do their telemarketers bash us with their ripoff scams? “Hello. It’s some Aussie name that I can’t pronounce here. I am calling from the ATO”. Yeah right. I want to punch them too. What’s Liz Cambage supposed to do? Let them put shit on […]