Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
The track record over the 1780m at Redcliffe – a distance the best horses rarely run – is 1.53.3. All the best horses run over 1800m at Globe Derby. The track record there is 1.53.9. So Redcliffe is on paper 0.6 of a second faster than Globe Derby, but in reality it is at least […]
Jason Holder Stewards concluded an inquiry into the circumstances relating to two urine samples provided by licensed jockey Jason Holder on Thursday 9 December 2021. Evidence was taken from Jason Holder and written submissions by third party professionals, relating to Jason Holder’s personal circumstances, were also considered. After considering the evidence Stewards charged Jason Holder […]
At a time when the harness racing industry in South Australia desperately needs to unite to grow (save?) the sport, it appears that there is a civil war going on down there between certain licensees. What you see above is a savage sledge that Shane Loone posted on Facebook about a young female trainer/driver. I […]
Alright Albert Einstein, you are living in South Australia and own pacers, and you want to run them at Port Pirie. Please explain in layman’s terms which race you are going to put them in, and why, and how the grading and handicapping works. Waiting … waiting …… waiting ….. I’m no Albert Einstein, but […]
A week ago I wrote about the moral dilemma of bagging a race cheat who is dying of cancer. I didn’t know whether it was right or wrong. Well the race cheat has answered the question. A cheat is a cheat whether they are sick or well, and a cheat who doubles down on his […]
Marten’s Pride was backed from $71 into $19 in the 2nd race at Globe Derby on Monday. Driver Dean Girardi left it very late. Caller Jim Jacques thought he’d missed. Jimmy jammed it up. He was wrong. Praise the lord say the punters.
Remember the tale we told you about how Gaita Pullicino switched her drive after the markets had been set last Tuesday at Globe Derby, and pulled off a big plunge? Well that was only part 1 of the story. The horse that she was originally set down to drive on Tuesday – the one that […]
Well they can’t afford the swabs you see Jeffrey This may sound incredible, but over the past 17 days the gallops Stewards in South Australia have gone seven consecutive thoroughbred meetings without pre-race blood testing a single horse. Seven in a row! Port Lincoln, Oakbank, Morphetville, Naracoorte, Strathalbyn, Port Lincoln, Murray Bridge. Exactly 50 races […]
Here is how you pull a monster Tuesday night plunge off, Maltese style. First you get your husband Frank a trainer’s license, and pretend that he actually prepares the horses, when in reality everyone knows that just like the Belinda-Luke baloney it’s you who really does. Next you get Frank to nominate 4 of your […]
The picture you see was taken from the website of the Adelaide Advertiser, the South Australian State Newspaper, at 2.45a.m. Eastern Standard Time today. No-one in Australia is vaccinated. It is all just a conspiracy, and a pack of Government lies. That jab you got wasn’t a vax, and the second one wasn’t either. It […]
