Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Maggie wanted some Bo Bo. That’s what posh sheilas like her, and my mates wives, and Nurse Joyce call Botox. Gee it works good. I only saw the bill when I had to find it for a court case. $500 was a bit higher than the $200 Maggie told me. My spray tan was only […]
You don’t have to look too far Bobby boy. Go for your life you fool. Just leave my wife alone. Real men don’t pick on women. I suppose that tells a story in itself doesn’t it you clown. Go buy a razor. Mousers went out in LA in the 80’s. Hey guess what Two Bob? […]
What happened to APG’s $2 million sale? It went the way of the dinosaur. And their court case against Archie. Winners are grinners. Or at least that’s what I’m told.
I’m a teller of stories I’m a singer of songs I am Albert Namatjira And I paint the ghostly gums I’m Clancy on his horse I’m Ned Kelly on the run I’m the one who waltzed Matilda I am Australian Well yesterday we went to the Federal Court of Australia to fight the APG’s claim. […]
My grandson and my son-in-law are training for a fight. Thankfully it’s not against each other. The little fella would smash him. After all, I am his trainer. And the picture taker. Nice farm house that the picture is taken in front of too, isn’t it. I could have owned it once. But one of […]
Maggie calls these ones Archie. You can buy them at the Port Douglas markets, or at her online shop. The address is here. I am in Brisbane for a court case. Shit of a place it is too. https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1260639592/tropical-queensland-stud-earrings?click_key=f5312ccfe3946b1556e394aff055e8d156310b0e%3A1260639592&click_sum=e9be53cc&ref=shop_home_active_4
Readers will be aware that the Australian Pacing Gold (APG) is seeking long term injunctive orders to prevent your author Archie Butterfly (me) from reporting certain things about the affairs of the company. Last Monday a temporary injunction of one week’s duration was issued against me. Unfortunately I was an unrepresented litigant with a mental […]
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See where the arrow is pointing? That’s where your bum author lives. It’s a tough life isn’t it? An absolute shocker. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. I wonder if Tony Dredger thinks Maggie’s cousin Dwayne is a dumb, stupid coconut too? I really hope not for his sake, although Dwayne is a Christian, so it […]
