Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I always wanted to be tough. Boxing didn’t do it. Tatts didn’t do it. Homelessness didn’t do it, or living on bet drunk bones of my arse for years. Not even incarceration did. But now, thanks to the Sport of Stings, I have made it. What the punt taketh away, the punt gives back in […]
I was just reading a story about this wimpy wanker Jarvis Cocker who used to be the frontman for this whingeing, whining pommy pop group called Pulp, and they asked him these seven questions. I thought I’d answer them instead, because he’s a dickhead and who cares what he thinks? Actually ……… Well you are […]
These are the orders of the esteemed judge. I cannot say say as a fact that the APG are insolvent, or that there race series is a Ponzi scheme. That’s fair enough, and fine by me. I won’t republish certain stories I wrote about APG either. That’s fair enough too, You’ve already read them, so […]
1. A corporation cannot sue a mug punter for defamation unless they have 10 or more full-time equivalent employees. As an example, APG does not have 10 FTE’s, so cannot sue. UNLESS 2. It is a not-for-profit corporation that has objects that exclude its members obtaining financial gain. Using the APG as an example again, […]
Bloody coconuts hey? All they those black bastards have got is degrees and mortgage free houses before they got married at age 25. Cool white racists like Tony Dreger are still paying off the bank at 60. That’s cos they are smart, just like Dean Baring and Two Bob Rob. White is might. Just ask […]
Maggie wanted some Bo Bo. That’s what posh sheilas like her, and my mates wives, and Nurse Joyce call Botox. Gee it works good. I only saw the bill when I had to find it for a court case. $500 was a bit higher than the $200 Maggie told me. My spray tan was only […]
You don’t have to look too far Bobby boy. Go for your life you fool. Just leave my wife alone. Real men don’t pick on women. I suppose that tells a story in itself doesn’t it you clown. Go buy a razor. Mousers went out in LA in the 80’s. Hey guess what Two Bob? […]
What happened to APG’s $2 million sale? It went the way of the dinosaur. And their court case against Archie. Winners are grinners. Or at least that’s what I’m told.
I’m a teller of stories I’m a singer of songs I am Albert Namatjira And I paint the ghostly gums I’m Clancy on his horse I’m Ned Kelly on the run I’m the one who waltzed Matilda I am Australian Well yesterday we went to the Federal Court of Australia to fight the APG’s claim. […]
My grandson and my son-in-law are training for a fight. Thankfully it’s not against each other. The little fella would smash him. After all, I am his trainer. And the picture taker. Nice farm house that the picture is taken in front of too, isn’t it. I could have owned it once. But one of […]
