Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Someone who doesn’t know me described me as a Zealot the other day. While it was a rather odd thing to call me in the circumstances, it is a badge that I am happy to wear with pride. As a young boy I went to St Paul’s School, and until some sexual deviant truncated my […]
Apologies to readers for the absence of any stories yesterday and today. The author has been otherwise occupied assisting two different licensees that he been asked agreed to represent preparing documentation for appeal matters being heard this week, one in Melbourne and one in Brisbane. Whilst we appreciate the disappointment this may cause, the simple […]
You are the greatest fuckwit to walk this universe. Incorrect. You can’t walk the universe son. It’s a long way, and the road never stops. You try to hide your fucked up world but when all is said and done. Well sorry to break the bad news, but my fucked up world is the same […]
Your last pair of unbroken or smashed classes. An extra long pee. A weak stomach. The pee comes to an end. You give Mr Strong the final shake. And the glasses slip straight off you head and into the bowl. ” F**k, f*ck, f**k f*ck f**k f*ck!” you scream, loud enough enough that it can […]
I always wanted to be tough. Boxing didn’t do it. Tatts didn’t do it. Homelessness didn’t do it, or living on bet drunk bones of my arse for years. Not even incarceration did. But now, thanks to the Sport of Stings, I have made it. What the punt taketh away, the punt gives back in […]
I was just reading a story about this wimpy wanker Jarvis Cocker who used to be the frontman for this whingeing, whining pommy pop group called Pulp, and they asked him these seven questions. I thought I’d answer them instead, because he’s a dickhead and who cares what he thinks? Actually ……… Well you are […]
These are the orders of the esteemed judge. I cannot say say as a fact that the APG are insolvent, or that there race series is a Ponzi scheme. That’s fair enough, and fine by me. I won’t republish certain stories I wrote about APG either. That’s fair enough too, You’ve already read them, so […]
1. A corporation cannot sue a mug punter for defamation unless they have 10 or more full-time equivalent employees. As an example, APG does not have 10 FTE’s, so cannot sue. UNLESS 2. It is a not-for-profit corporation that has objects that exclude its members obtaining financial gain. Using the APG as an example again, […]
Bloody coconuts hey? All they those black bastards have got is degrees and mortgage free houses before they got married at age 25. Cool white racists like Tony Dreger are still paying off the bank at 60. That’s cos they are smart, just like Dean Baring and Two Bob Rob. White is might. Just ask […]
Maggie wanted some Bo Bo. That’s what posh sheilas like her, and my mates wives, and Nurse Joyce call Botox. Gee it works good. I only saw the bill when I had to find it for a court case. $500 was a bit higher than the $200 Maggie told me. My spray tan was only […]
