The Yaldhurst Hotel – known to one and all as the Yaldy – is a big favourite of the Woodend Beach crowd because it’s got a TAB and pokies, a beer garden where you can smoke, a friendly publican who never asks questions about why you go to the toilet so often, it’s a late closer, and you can run the gauntlet and drive drunk back to the beach up Main N Road and only strike about a half-mile of highway where you might run into a copper along the way, which is pretty fair odds.
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