Ronald ‘RJ’ Johnson – the man I call Brown Rice – is the world’s leading weight stripper from lean frames.
He just took almost 10 percent of the already incredibly lean jockey Ben Allen’s body weight off him in ten days and left him as strong as he was when the crash diet started, and possibly even stronger again.
Thanks to RJ’s genius, B. Allen won the 3/4 million dollar Group 1 Oakleigh Plate.
It took its toll.
Brown Rice is shattered to the bone, and needs to rest.
Ali didn’t fight every day did he?
And when he fought his whole team had to lie down for a week.
RJ does too.
When he works with a jockey he puts in his heart and his soul.
It works too.
He never fails, unless the person that he is working with wants to.
See that ring Ricey! It cost me 20c in a vending machine! No more Eggs bennie for you Maggie!
In a month’s time I am taking a big chance.
I am sending Maggie down into the shark riven beaches of Northern NSW to do ten days with Brown Rice, the purpose being to achieve the wedding bod she aspires too for our eldest daughter’s nuptials.
The Brown Rice Man will strip her of ten or twenty as he claims, there is no doubt about that.
But will I get the ever keen as mustard now 60kg super model back from the racing world’s biggest pants man?
That, my dear Watson, is the elementary question.
Oh well, who cares?
If I don’t it will cost a whole lot less in food and fuel, and I am not short of female admirers up here in paradise, and if they don’t have teeth that makes two of us, so we are perfectly matched.
As for Brown Rice and Maggie?
Neither of the bastards can train a winner anyway, so good luck to them both.
They belong together.