Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I don’t know who is supposed to be feeding me or what, but they aren’t doing a real good job of it, because I had to walk over to the pub tonight to get a steak. It even mean getting changed out of my PJ’s, which is not something I do very often other than […]
Dolly Disco was drawn barrier 7 in the last at Roma on Saturday. Starter Ms. J. Harvey must have left her reading glasses at home. She directed the barrier attendant to place it in gate 1. Dolly ran 3rd, but because the margin to 4th was eleven lengths she kept her finishing position. Ms. J. […]
There will be no new stories published today. The author is unwell. Our apologies.
Back in the day missed, slipped or dead foals were called exactly that. Not anymore though. Now they’re called non-lives. How can we avoid being one of them? The answer would be worth trillions.
If you are married to yours truly for 30 odd years then the answer has to be a lot. I’d cover my eyes if I had to look at me next to you naked in bed too. Anyone would. And who could possibly blame them, other than me?
This dog just had to be a moral didn’t it? Sweet Valentine on Valentine’s Day. It saluted on it’s ear. Next stop Theidesofmarch on the 15th of next month. Then after that Easter Bunny on the 31st. Then Santa Klaws at end of December. What’s in a name? Plenty. Just ask Sweet Valentine.
Does that thing look friendly? I don’t think so. Look like we’re in for nasty weather Australia. There’s a bad moon on the rise.
The author is bombed out on painkillers after having surgery yesterday, and was unable to write last night. Anything he would have written wouldn’t have made sense anyway due to the heavy duty nature of the drugs the doct0r gave him. We hope that he can write again today or tonight, if I can get […]
