Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Remember the famous Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets given the personalized number plate Assman? I bet you didn’t know that the original owner of the plates in buried in tropical Port Douglas. Walking through the cemetery this morning looking at the graves (as most punters are wont do at 6.30 on a Thursday morning after […]
I don’t know who is supposed to be feeding me or what, but they aren’t doing a real good job of it, because I had to walk over to the pub tonight to get a steak. It even mean getting changed out of my PJ’s, which is not something I do very often other than […]
Dolly Disco was drawn barrier 7 in the last at Roma on Saturday. Starter Ms. J. Harvey must have left her reading glasses at home. She directed the barrier attendant to place it in gate 1. Dolly ran 3rd, but because the margin to 4th was eleven lengths she kept her finishing position. Ms. J. […]
There will be no new stories published today. The author is unwell. Our apologies.
Back in the day missed, slipped or dead foals were called exactly that. Not anymore though. Now they’re called non-lives. How can we avoid being one of them? The answer would be worth trillions.
If you are married to yours truly for 30 odd years then the answer has to be a lot. I’d cover my eyes if I had to look at me next to you naked in bed too. Anyone would. And who could possibly blame them, other than me?
This dog just had to be a moral didn’t it? Sweet Valentine on Valentine’s Day. It saluted on it’s ear. Next stop Theidesofmarch on the 15th of next month. Then after that Easter Bunny on the 31st. Then Santa Klaws at end of December. What’s in a name? Plenty. Just ask Sweet Valentine.
Does that thing look friendly? I don’t think so. Look like we’re in for nasty weather Australia. There’s a bad moon on the rise.
