Happy Birthday Baby
30 years ago today my first child was born. Wow. Her mum has got genes. She didn’t get it from me. Happy birthday baby. Love you to the moon and back. And back again. And again and again and again……
As Time Goes By
Call her Butterfly, Madam Butterfly. Maggie dropped out first foal 30 years ago today, on Australia Day. How cool. My great grandfather died on Anzac Day 1918, on the Western Front. His great great, great granddaughter was born on Australia Day. What a great country this is. God bless Australia. 30 years hey? F**k I’m old. […]
Tell Him to Stick His Fucking Bible Up His Arse – Better Still, Put it There For Him
The news that the Bondi killer – oops, sorry, alleged killer – Naveed Akram, the bloke that we saw pulling the trigger, has been given a Koran and access to a spiritual support provider makes me sick to the core. This prick doesn’t deserve the time of day, and has no right of access to […]
Just Be Thankful, For What You’ve Got
Sorry about the illness enforced absence for a few weeks. Black dogs bite hard, and the wounds take a while to heal. Thanks to everyone who stuck with me, and all those who sent messages of hope when I was full of despair and standing on the edge of a cliff. (It was giving me […]
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Bet You Can’t Do This
The 60-Year-Old Man Who Held His Breath for 24 Minutes
Story by Sean Williams: Published October 27, 2025 Budimir Šobat had been lying face down in a swimming pool for around a quarter of an hour on March 27, 2021, when something strange happened: he fell asleep. Šobat, a 56-year-old professional freediver from Zagreb, Croatia, was aiming to break the world record for the longest […]
Bet You Can’t Do This
See that woman in the video? That’s WNBA star Kelsey Plum. Her husband is sitting up in the bleachers near the back of the stand. Plum decides to throw him up a beer. And lands the can straight in his paws. Bet you couldn’t do this if you had 1000 tries. What a legend. Do […]
They Don’t Call it Windy Wellington for Nothing
Look at what happened to this poor bugger in New Zealand’s capital city this morning. They don’t call it Windy Wellington for nothing. Up, up and away!
Twin Separated at Birth?
They say that everyone has a Doppelanger somewhere in the world. John Kanga’s is just up the road in Sydney. His name is Malcolm. He used to be the PM. Kanga and he have more in common than looks. Malcolm didn’t last very long either.