They Don’t Call it Windy Wellington for Nothing
Look at what happened to this poor bugger in New Zealand’s capital city this morning. They don’t call it Windy Wellington for nothing. Up, up and away!
Twin Separated at Birth?
They say that everyone has a Doppelanger somewhere in the world. John Kanga’s is just up the road in Sydney. His name is Malcolm. He used to be the PM. Kanga and he have more in common than looks. Malcolm didn’t last very long either.
The Secret to Living a Long Life is Marrying an Assman
Remember the famous Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets given the personalized number plate Assman? I bet you didn’t know that the original owner of the plates in buried in tropical Port Douglas. Walking through the cemetery this morning looking at the graves (as most punters are wont do at 6.30 on a Thursday morning after […]
Medium Rare Eye Fillet With Pepper Sauce Please
I don’t know who is supposed to be feeding me or what, but they aren’t doing a real good job of it, because I had to walk over to the pub tonight to get a steak. It even mean getting changed out of my PJ’s, which is not something I do very often other than […]
Dolly Enter the Disco by the Wrong Door
Dolly Disco was drawn barrier 7 in the last at Roma on Saturday. Starter Ms. J. Harvey must have left her reading glasses at home. She directed the barrier attendant to place it in gate 1. Dolly ran 3rd, but because the margin to 4th was eleven lengths she kept her finishing position. Ms. J. […]
A Bit of Humor to Pass the Time Until the First
Notice to Readers
There will be no new stories published today. The author is unwell. Our apologies.
That Had to Hurt
When is a Dead Foal Not a Dead? – When it’s a Non-Life
Back in the day missed, slipped or dead foals were called exactly that. Not anymore though. Now they’re called non-lives. How can we avoid being one of them? The answer would be worth trillions.
How Much Can a Koala Bear?
If you are married to yours truly for 30 odd years then the answer has to be a lot. I’d cover my eyes if I had to look at me next to you naked in bed too. Anyone would. And who could possibly blame them, other than me?