Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
It was only the other day that I told you about my mate the Ruler tipping a $20 winner trained by the man with the best return on investment rate in Victoria, the hitherto largely unknown Peter “the Bookie Beater’ Burgun Well would you believe it, the Ruler tipped another one trained by the Bookie […]
Nick Farr-Jones? Queenslander! Queenslander! International Quarterback (IQ) is a company that was founded by a boy from the bush named Whitey – real name Chris White – who I used to play cricket, basketball and cards with. I think he was from Mitchell, but I might be wrong. Chris (pictured at top) – who for […]
Orenthal James Simspon Better known as OJ, or the Juice, Simpson the world’s most famous American Footballer of his generation, and was inducted into the Hall of Fame. In 1995 Simpson was acquitted of the double murder of his former wife Nicole and her friend Ronald Goldman, but 2 years later he was found culpable […]
All hail the King Bulldogs, Titans, Knights and Tigers can’t play, and are no good. The Warriors don’t want to play, and are terrible. St George try a bit harder, but aren’t a whole better. Manly were ordinary even with Turbo in, and now he’s gone for the season so are they. Souths are on […]
If that wasn’t the world’s most unexciting afternoon of racing ever yesterday, then the Lord only know what was. Brisbane was called off because no-one at RQ had the foresight to check the 7 day forecast and mover the meeting to Eagle Farm, the second raters ran around at Rosehill in the slop, Flemington was […]
What Sam Kerr did yesterday to seal the Premier League championship for Chelsea is simply outrageous. On a scale of difficulty of 1-10 each goal she scored was the perfect ten, and she did it twice. Forget all about gender barriers. Our Sam is the greatest pound for pound striker in the world. Christiano Ronaldo […]
Disgraced Star Entertainment CEO Matt Bekier has been in the witness box at the NSW Casino Inquiry for just one day, but already he has created the distinct impression that his attitude to the world has been styled on that of his countryman and obvious role model Hansie Cronje. The mantra is clear. Lie, lie […]
It’s not Rugby son – who the hell wears a scarf to the footy and holds a pill like that? Adam Reynolds made 2 runs for a gain of 12 metres last night in the Broncos loss to the Panthers. His post-contact metre count was 6. Reynolds made zero line breaks, threw 1 line break […]
There is one of those storm in a social media rages going on right now about about the security guard’s tackle on the half-baked drunken sheila who jumped the fence and did the dash onto the field during the Titans v Eels game last night. Some people are getting all worked up over the non-issue […]
If you tried a thousand time to do what Michael Jordan did here you would fail every time. This is pure basketball genius. Have a crack with the bathroom hoop and sponge ball. Bet you can’t do it. I’ve been trying for 30 years, and I still can’t.
