Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Clip Clop Kev has hit the news up here in Paradise (Port Douglas) as the developer of a new estate on the road into town opposite the Sheraton Mirage. What the Port Douglas reporters don’t realize is that Mr Seymour has been up here forever. He owned a super flash villa in the Mirage complex […]
It’s weird sitting on the deck having lunch and looking down and seeing this. His name is Crispy apparently. Somehow I doubt that he is as friendly as the name suggests. It’s a bit like being at the races when you think about it. Crocodiles everywhere. The only thing missing is the sharks.
Coming to stay at the Sheraton Mirage in Port Douglas anytime soon? Then bring your shark cage to swim in. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there is a crocodile in Christopher Skase’s pool. When you think about it I guess there always were. I wouldn’t worry too much. They kill you pretty quick, […]
My wife went on a cruise on the river on Friday afternoon for a friend’s 80th birthday. They were joined by an uninvited guest. No-one was brave enough to tell them they weren’t wanted. Where is bouncer when you need one?
My racing mates from Victoria are all afraid to swim at Four Mile Beach when they come up to Port Douglas to visit. They’re all scared of crocodiles. The fools. It’s the sharks you need to worry about. We went down to the beach yesterday for our daily salt water swim, but it was closed. […]
