Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
People in shit houses in shit towns shouldn’t throw stones. They shouldn’t be racist fools that threaten people either. You’d think people who work with dangerous offenders with mental health problems would know better wouldn’t you? Hey Tony Dreger? PS – Your horse Tommy is a cat. A bit like it’s owner.
Comment or Message Another week, another week of absolute bold faced lies, shame and bullshit from Archie arse fucked coconut loving Butterly. We so look forward to your appearance down here, make sure you let us all know when you arrive so we can get a welcoming party together. Let’s see if you have the […]
The country’s most controversial animal activist has put Melbourne’s steakhouses and supermarkets on notice, vowing to break the law where she sees fit after moving from her home city of Perth. Tash Peterson, 28, has shown little regard for societal and legal boundaries across a series of demonstrations, including marching through a shop smeared in […]
Would you slavishly follow the advice of a tightrope walker on how to treat cancer? Do you get your car repairs done by a ballerina? Or take your financial investment advice from a thrice bankrupt junkie who has been on the dole for 17 straight years? These are rhetorical questions. Of course you don’t. So […]
Tub thumping Tommy Cranitch (pictured at top) is a lawyer and well known Queensland racing identity, who owns the former rising star galloper turned duffer Rubiquitous. He is also the inventor of one the great lines in dodge ball Australian history. The Tub Thumper is an interesting character alright, for more reasons than one. But […]
Prince Willie ignored Harry’s invitation for his family to attend his daughter’s first birthday party because he was too busy going to Wales to wave at strangers. His dad Charlie wouldn’t let Harry’s baby get a photo taken with his grandma, the Queen. Harry might sell the photo to Netflix the royals reckoned. They gave […]
David Silver is the managing owner of the recent Bendigo BM100 race winner Flash Aah, who is my favourite horse, God only knows how he has that status, given that Silver is bankrupt, but he does, and all power to him too. I just wish he would let bygones be bygones, and set false pride […]
I begged Maggie to call me Dulux, but she didn’t like the colour It’s amazing how gullible people think you are. I had an embittered chap who has been the subject of a couple of stories on this site attempt to contact me via Facebook messenger tonight through a FB account set up by a […]
If you are trying to contact the author by phone or text over the next few days, don’t bother. The idiot decided to go for a celebratory dip in the Coral Sea after Flash Aah’s win in the last at Bendigo. And left his mobile in his pocket. Regular service will be resumed when the […]
We don’t keep writing about QLD racing steward’s stuff-ups because we are mean girls. We write about them because they keep happening. How does this one work? The QRIC have altered the result of a race six weeks after it happened. After all the bets have been incorrectly paid, and the punters have been ripped […]
