Lest We Forget
What a Waste
Real Men v Right Royal Charlies
Sir Les Didn’t Eat Quiche – Why Charlie’s Fluffy Coronation Egg Pasty is Queer
Lest We Forget – Australia is the Best Country in the World
Anzac Day is important to me. It is to all real Australians. You can debate the futility of war all you like, and you are $1.10 to win. But our ancestors didn’t know that back then. They just believed they were fighting for their country. My great-grandad believed it. He died for his country. On […]
Archie Renews Acquaintance With His Old Mate Sal the Gal, the ACTU Secretary – After He’d Just Snorted a Line of Speed and Sucked a Scoob in the Dark in Rex Smeal Park
Sally McManus (below), the Boxer Boys (above). From left to right, Australian amateur lightweight champion Jack the Ripper, former NSW Heavyweight champion the Balmain Boxer, and weight trainer extraordinaire, great Australian larrikin, gold merchant, and all round top bloke Digger Dave. The little prick on the left backed 3 out of 5, at odds too. […]
Good Luck Boys – PVL is Going to Take You to Pieces
“Our trainers toil away caring for their horses, providing secure employment for their staff, building and investing in infrastructure for today and for the future, and ultimately, delivering the racing product daily around the country “In essence, these trainers are fulfilling their charter. For Racing Australia sadly, you, the Board, cannot say the same. “It […]
Gee These Victorian Toffs Are Dumb – But Wally is Even Dumber
You’ve probably seen all over the news about how the Peter V’Landys led Racing NSW is taking the other racing states bar Tasmania to the Supreme Court seeking orders that they hand over all documents relating to the Racing Victoria led cartel’s secret plans to isolate PVL with the aim of ousting him. Good luck […]
The Voice – Yeah Good?
No, not the referendum, although in a way it’s related. This one. Anyone who hung around Brisbane bookmaker’s rings when they had one will recognize it for sure. It used to boom out at loud volume, particularly around the stand of rails bookie Lindsay Gallagher (more on him soon). Certain Melbourne bookies who ended up […]
Archie Declares That All Kiwis Are Clowns – Two Legged Varieties Only, and With the Exception of Barry and Katrina Purdon
Copy That has been stood down from racing for 28 days after he choked down and was subsequently found to have bled in tonight’s A$500,000 Hunter Cup at Melton. But, incredibly the horse recovered quickly and trainer Ray Green is confident he can still have him ready for the $1 million The Race by Grins […]