A Little of the Real Australia, and a Whole Lash of Racing and Sport
Gary Crocker may well be one of South Australia’s richest men, and carrying a six-figure wad from the sale of his star older pacer Adam Crocker to the United States, but the weight of the jumping jack flash hasn’t weighed down his passion for the trots, and the preservation of sporting history. Bruce McAvaney has […]
I Wonder What They Talked About?
Jeffrey and Ghislaine came to Aussie town, and dined on a transport titan’s boat. They liked boats that pair. And transport, particularly of the private kind. What do you reckon James Packer was doing hanging out with the pedo KIng and Queen of the world? What did they had in common with Lindsay Fox, so […]
Hooper’s Cat Act and His Coach’s Support of It Show Exactly Why the Wallabies are a Basket Case
You’re in the trench at Gallipoli. The sun has gone down and the Turks have retreated to their bunker for the night. You know they are coming again in the morning. The Major in charge your Anzac Troops suddenly stands up and says “My mind is night right for this battle boys. I am bailing […]
Drew Pavlou Might Be a Young Dickhead, But Weren’t We All Once – He is Just a Well Meaning Aussie Kid, and I Can Personally Assure You That He is No Terrorist
https://www.couriermail.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-qld/brisbane-political-activist-drew-pavlou-detained-in-uk-over-bomb-threats/news-story/bc8904553b17e5f49dfaef5287b97993 My daughter went out with Drew Pavlou for a while in her first year of university, or shagged him at least. Seeds don’t fall real far from trees. I thought Drew was a dickhead, although a well meaning one. How do you get from sitting outside an embassy waving a flag to threatening to […]
The Greatest Piece of Australian Art Ever Painted
NO MORE BOOMERANG No more boomerang No more spear; Now alll civilized- Colour bar and beer. No more corroboree, Gay dance and din. Now we got movies, And pay to go in. No more sharing What the hunter brings. Now we work for money, Then pay it back for things. Now we track bosses To […]
The Captain is Cactus – And it Was Our Uncles Miltie and Horrie Who Cooked Him
Well bugger me dead if I’m alive. They’ve done it! Against all odds – bookies Wayne ‘Itin’ Gannon and ‘Crying’ Brian Jorgenson were betting $101 – our indigenous elder friends and prominent racing identities Uncle Miltie Doyle and Uncle Horrie Flynn have felled the Captain! The cynics said that it would never happen, but it […]
Uncle Milty Says Pull Cook Down – And We Agree (First Published 4 December 2021)
A red headed reader from Tewantin with a huge passion for human rights spotted this above on the net and sent it in. Uncle Milty might well be on his traditional summer home of Straddie working furiously to find funding to house the great whale, but he obviously hasn’t forgotten the struggles in the north. […]
A Place Fit Only For Angels and Eagles to Reside (First Published 9 December 2021)
Uncle Milty is right. The Captain Cook statue outside the Cock and Bull pub in Cairns should be torn down and burned to a cinder, because the Captain was liar, a rogue and a thief. Cook said NSW and QLD were on the west coast of the continent. He must have been off his head […]
Don’t Try This at Home
What Sam Kerr did yesterday to seal the Premier League championship for Chelsea is simply outrageous. On a scale of difficulty of 1-10 each goal she scored was the perfect ten, and she did it twice. Forget all about gender barriers. Our Sam is the greatest pound for pound striker in the world. Christiano Ronaldo […]