Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
Maggie calls these ones Archie. You can buy them at the Port Douglas markets, or at her online shop. The address is here. I am in Brisbane for a court case. Shit of a place it is too. https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1260639592/tropical-queensland-stud-earrings?click_key=f5312ccfe3946b1556e394aff055e8d156310b0e%3A1260639592&click_sum=e9be53cc&ref=shop_home_active_4
Readers will be aware that the Australian Pacing Gold (APG) is seeking long term injunctive orders to prevent your author Archie Butterfly (me) from reporting certain things about the affairs of the company. Last Monday a temporary injunction of one week’s duration was issued against me. Unfortunately I was an unrepresented litigant with a mental […]
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See where the arrow is pointing? That’s where your bum author lives. It’s a tough life isn’t it? An absolute shocker. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. I wonder if Tony Dredger thinks Maggie’s cousin Dwayne is a dumb, stupid coconut too? I really hope not for his sake, although Dwayne is a Christian, so it […]
Racism sucks. So do rapists and racists. Fuck them all. These are my kids and grandkids. Bounty’s. Lamingtons. Brown and white. Does it make any difference? I don’t think so. Only to imbeciles. And the Dads and Vets who love them. Tony, Tony, Tone. You are not very bright are you? Platoon Sergeant Wil Cull. […]
Take me out tonight Where there’s music and there’s people And they’re young and alive Driving in your car I never, never want to go home Because I haven’t got one Anymore Take me out tonight Because I want to see people And I want to see life Driving in your car Oh, please don’t […]
It was somewhere up the country in a land of rock and scrub, That they formed an institution called the Geebung Polo Club. They were long and wiry natives of the rugged mountainside, And the horse was never saddled that the Geebungs couldn’t ride; But their style of playing polo was irregular and rash – […]
Some dickhead just sent me a death threat, for the 567th time. The gutless coward said my wife and kids were ugly. This prick is a good judge isn’t he? Photo at the top is my daughter, age 25. One below is my wife Maggie, taken on Friday at age 48 and 3/4. Going shithouse […]
I am sure it will surprise no-one who knows me to learn that I have lost my phone again. So if you are trying to call, don’t bother. Please send an email instead.
