Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
I have always wanted a pair of Birkenstocks, just so I can match them with a pair if socks and wear them with my short safari suit. They’re a bit bloody expensive though. Typical Germans. Wanna sell you everything at overs, including thongs. So bugger them I thought, and jumped online looking for 2nd hand […]
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I asked the son-in-law where my present was. He says I am his present. Some Dads were lucky. They got poison for Father’s Day. I got this. Oh well, at least he sired a couple of champions. Nihilator never did. But jesus, look at the damn shirt. You can have him.
I was talking to an old mate the other week, and the subject of women, wanking and porn came up, as it does on wet days when half the meetings are washed out and there are long waits between races, and the ones in between are shit. Being two in the afternoon on the 34th […]
My wife’s cousin and her nephews. I took the picture. The bald bloke is the nicest guy you would ever meet. So was Dr Bruce Banner. She is a brilliant artist my wife. Makes jewellery for a living she does. Mrs Mango doesn’t like people who don’t like me. Her grandma Mrs Mango the 1st didn’t either. These […]
Here is a hypothetical situation for you. A person – lets call them Shirley – is the CEO of a company that sells turtles at auction. These turtles are sold on consignment for clients that breed 4-legged reptiles that live in shells. The company that Shirley works for gets a percentage of the sale price […]
It has come to the attention of the publishers of peterprofit.com that many hundreds, if not thousands, of people are infringing the copyright of peterprofit.com by unlawfully sharing and reading the content on this subscription only website. This is theft. The publisher and their team (including this author) spend huge amounts of time and effort […]
