Dead Pretty
Isn’t this little cemetery beautiful? It’s in the dead centre of Dili. Everybody’s dying to get in there. I won’t join the race. But it’s hard to argue with them isn’t it? If you gotta be dead, you might as well do it pretty.
Missed it By That Much
I have always wanted a pair of Birkenstocks, just so I can match them with a pair if socks and wear them with my short safari suit. They’re a bit bloody expensive though. Typical Germans. Wanna sell you everything at overs, including thongs. So bugger them I thought, and jumped online looking for 2nd hand […]
It Was Yesterday, But Try It
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Ever Wondered How Farmers Pick Carrots?
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Happy Fathers Day Son
I asked the son-in-law where my present was. He says I am his present. Some Dads were lucky. They got poison for Father’s Day. I got this. Oh well, at least he sired a couple of champions. Nihilator never did. But jesus, look at the damn shirt. You can have him.
Fist World Problems, or a Short Story About Wankers
I was talking to an old mate the other week, and the subject of women, wanking and porn came up, as it does on wet days when half the meetings are washed out and there are long waits between races, and the ones in between are shit. Being two in the afternoon on the 34th […]
Two Ducks Are Better Than One – Just Ask Maggie
Maggie Says to and Get Ducked – She’s a Highly Successful Professional Artist, So You Should Take Her Advice – Waddle, Waddle, Waddle – Quack Quack Quack
My wife’s cousin and her nephews. I took the picture. The bald bloke is the nicest guy you would ever meet. So was Dr Bruce Banner. She is a brilliant artist my wife. Makes jewellery for a living she does. Mrs Mango doesn’t like people who don’t like me. Her grandma Mrs Mango the 1st didn’t either. These […]
Friday Night Retro Flashback
Shirley and the Princess Carriage – A Fairy Tale About Baby Turtles
Here is a hypothetical situation for you. A person – lets call them Shirley – is the CEO of a company that sells turtles at auction. These turtles are sold on consignment for clients that breed 4-legged reptiles that live in shells. The company that Shirley works for gets a percentage of the sale price […]