Category: Stuff

Originals in acrylic on canvas. $200 bucks a pop. I’ve never paid for a bird in my life,. But you can’t have me ‘cos I’m taken. And my wife’s much loved and half mad with a weird haircut’s cousin throws a big punch. The former Deputy PM’s daughter who Maggie laid out cold with a […]

Maggie and my kids really liked Pope Francis. Had a huge wrap for him. The wife helped organize the Catholic children from the northside of Brisbane to go down to Randwick racecourse and meet him at World Y0uth Day. Fundraised for year to make sure the poor kids could go. She’s a real woman of […]

The most dreaded things are not the physical dangers, But the mental perils we find ourselves in. Our worst nightmares lie within us, dormant. Our successes flourish, and then fade. But our failures? Oh how they grow like tumors in our weary hearts.  

Me wearing Dad’s Commonwealth chauffeur’s hat, in the same year he drove the Shah The Shah of Iran was the bloke in charge of the country that the first Ayatollah violently overthrew. He and his wife came to visit Australia in 1974. My dad was 30 at the time, and worked as a Commonwealth driver. […]

There is pizza joint in Newstead, Brisbane, in the heart of the wanker look at me, look at me yuppie zone that sells a standard 8 slicer for eighty bucks to the mugs, plenty of whom buy it. God only knows why. It doesn’t even have any meat on it. White Truffle pizza it’s called. […]

Never give up. Never give in. Try not to get too old, no matter what the calendar says. Marry an artist. Or someone who you love. Put the past in your behind and forgive mistakes, because you’ve made heaps more. Fight for what you want. Make it want you again too. Do the biz every […]

Cyndi loves me, this I know For Cyndi tells me so. A personal message from Cyndi. How cool is that? The only other people who send me direct messages are Nigerian scammers. Did you know she used to be a stablehand at Sararoga? I love girls who are into horse racing. They just wanna have […]

Our 30th Valentine’s Day together Maggie. Wow. Even got your name tattooed on my chest, and your picture on my office wall. I love you to the moon and back baby. And back and back again. xxxx

What are you supposed to do when someone disrespects your family? Smile at them and say its okay? I don’t think so. You a man or a mouse? Fuck my hand hurts. It’s cut and might even be  broken. But I reckon his head is hurting a whole lot more. Shouldn’t have tried to bottle […]

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