Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying
This is the sort of shit you have to put up with when you write about cheats in racing. Sadly we get it all the time, always from gutless anonymous cowards. I will guarantee you two things. One is that if these clowns ever make good on their promises, I will never – NEVER – […]
There is freak movement going on around the world to destigmatise paedophiles right now, an evil conspiracy to paint these demons as innocent victims of their own unmentionable sick desires. Minor Attracted People (MAP’s) the academics who are driving the cause of these sick fucks who think abusing kids is okay – led by a […]
A sunbaking crocodile has forced the closure of a popular beach in Far North Queensland. Four Mile Beach at Port Douglas has long been favoured by US presidents and celebrities, but on Thursday an unexpected guest also decided to drop by. Surf Life Saving Queensland head lifeguard for the region Jay March said the 1.5 […]
This is an old story I wrote about 6 years ago while doing a live coverage of the Trade Union Royal Commission. Salem is the Commission. The Sultan is the Commissioner. David Hanna was then a free man, and the Commission’s star witness. I think it is fair to say that I picked him in […]
Have you ever been showing off in front of your grandkids doing a bomb dive when your phone goes off while you are in mid-air? And the ring is coming from your pocket? No? Me either until about 10 minutes ago. Sorry I couldn’t answer your call whoever you were. For some reason phones don’t […]
Not a real bad joint this Port Douglas is it? Verry Elllegant was very ordinary. If I were the connections I would get Damien Lane off quick smart and pay James McDonald whatever it costs to convince him to cop the 14 day quarantine period and come down to Melbourne to ride the mare in […]
J.T. Buchanan is the great grandfather of the author. He was a bit mad when riled up. Most good and true blokes with ticker are when some clown does them wrong. I am nothing like him of course. Just a shy, meek and retiring type. For sure.
25 years of marriage later and I am still not bored. What the hell is wrong with me? Happy Anniversary Maggie. May there be many more. PS – The old duck’s Botox free and wearing no make up either. Is it any wonder I smile 18 hours a day?
You don’t expect to see this when you go out for a late night piss on the lemon tree. This self-isolating serpent can get stuffed, and so can Dan Andrews, Scomo and all the other neo-fascists dividing Australia in two. Bugger the new Nazi/Apartheid pass card rules. A bloody snake will kill you quicker than […]
The elephant was big and strange looking, and he had huge ears. I had a .700 Nitro Express in my hands. He had tusks and a whole lot of heft. We looked at each other for a minute. Then he winked, and I nodded, and we both turned and walked the other way. US President […]
