A Four-Legged Lottery

My Ultimate Crocodile Bait

Maggie’s mate Solar Whisper – aka David White – from the Daintree is a world renowned expert on crocodiles.

He tells me that the old dinosaurs are pretty upset about the ref whose Dad’s a life member of the Parramatta clubs call that cost the Cowboys a spot in the Grand Final.

Real upset indeed he says they are.

Baying for the blood of anyone who who wears a blue jersey.

Prominent NSW based harness racing owner Scott Whitton of the My Ultimate horses fame obviously hasn’t heard the northern mail.

He’s up in Cowboys country fishing at Lucinda near Hinchinbrook Island.

It’s his boat in the picture.

You can’t see the eight 4 metre long salties.

They’re underneath the boat forming a scrum, paused and waiting until the ref calls engage vertically, and they going to up and under and push the boat full of blues over.

Their revenge plans are evil.

Never smile at a crocodile, especially after that NSW bastard ref did to our boys

Think that was a forward pass?

Wait until see the spiral that Salty Alf throws.

Those in the know say that Scotty’s a good swimmer.

I hope they are right.

My sources on the boat say he’s caught three dozen big barra in the first 3 hours.

It would be a shame to see them go to waste.

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