Ipswich Racing is Back – Thank Goodness the Bantam Took a Principled Stand and Backed an Extortionist, Whore Rooter, Arsonist, Thug and Thief Who Used to Be on the Turf Club Board – Still Rivers Run Deep – But Principle’s Pretty Shallow

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I was going there from about the time I could walk, but I’ve always hated racing at Bundamba, the track better known these days as Ipswich.

It’s a shithole.

Dud horses, dud facilities, dud committee, dud track.

So it’s fitting that, after a long sojourn during which many tried to rectify the faults of the feckless, racing at Ipswich returns today with a bang.

Bang.

Bang.

Four Maidens, two Class 1’s, a BM65 and two BM68’s.

Welcome back Ippy!

The one time home of Paul Pisasale and his fine-feathered mate.

With a bit of luck racing in the hell-hole of the South East might survive for a week or two until the concealed problems with the base structure of the course proper emerge again.

Not even the well-known pommel pumper Feathers Fowler will be able to mount a defence for the club when it falls over again, which is London to a Brick on and firming faster than a former Brisbane Boys Grammar dux boy in a bondage bar.

A house built on sand can never stand.

Why the hell didn’t they just raze Ipswich to the ground?

What’s that Mum?

Paul Pisasale tried?

Of course he did.

Scum always rises to the top.

Dogs and fleas sportsfans, dogs and fleas.

pisa

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