This is wonderfully stoic statement about bugger all by the very presidential sounding gun jockey Oisin Murphy.
If you appreciate grand irony it’s also pretty bloody funny.
“I’ve taken every step I possibly can to remain healthy and not pass on any illnesses I may have contracted over the last few weeks to elderly people, or anyone at all” Oisin tells us with a straight face.
As he’s sitting in the front seat, six inches away from Sue his driver at the wheel.
Don’t be too harsh on the lad.
He is Irish after all.