Paddy’s a Million to One of Becoming Lord Mayor – And Blowing Like an Olive Tree in a Gale


Can someone tell this idiot that Labor have got standing as their candidate for Lord Mayor that his electorate is Brisbane, and that he’s not running for Premier?

I hate to tell you this Paddy, but we don’t grow olives and make cheese in Brisbane.

Olives are grown in Mediterranean climates. Ours is sub-tropical. There’s a bit of a difference son.

And cheese comes from cows. You can’t have ’em in the city, it’s a breach of the local laws and bylaws. The ones the Lord Mayor’s the boss of. So there is no cheese making here either brother.

There’s no Lord Mayoralty for you either.

What the hell were Labor thinking?



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